Adult Funny Jokes In Hindi

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Dekhta Hu

Sawal - jawab
         Serkar kahti hai:-
 Ek ladki sishit ho jaye
  to pariwar ke char aur logo
  ko sishit ker sakti hai,
  Per jab wah ladki collage jati hai
  to uske chaker me 40 ladke
  fail ho jate hai uska kya??

Muft ka gyan
yaro na kerna isk en ladkiyo se kyuki
Ye aati hai hir ki tarah!
lagti hai khir ki tarh!
Chubhti hai tir ki tarah!
Aur ant me jalim halet ker
Deti hai fhakir ki tarah

Janwedhak bate
Do hafte se jayda khasi,
TV ban jati hai,
Samay per girlfriend na badlo
to bibi ban jati hai!

Sawal jawab:-

Doctor kahta hai Subah jaldi
uthne se umrr badhti hai,
                 Aur
Murga jaldi uthta hai aur sham
tak shahid ho jata hai!

Sawal jawab:-

Ldki:- Kal mai tumhare liye
rakhi layi thi,
Tumne badhwai kyu nahi!
Ladka:- Ager mai kal tare liye
mangalsutr lau to kya tu pahen legi!

Banta:-Maine sadi se pehle apni
bibi ke sath sex nahi kiya!
tune kiya tha kya?
Santa:- Yad nahi yar,ek bar
phir se pura nam bta uska!

Ladkiya 300 ki sandel kharid ke
pure gher me kahti phirti hai!
Shoping ker ke aa rahi hu!!
Ladke 100 ki daru pi ker ate hai,
aur chup chap so jate hai!!
"Sada jiven uchh vichar"

Sawal:-
Bebus lachar hona kise kahte hai?
Jawab:-Aastha chanel chal rha ho
aur renote kho jaye!!

Bus me ek aadmi apne 9 bacho
ke sath ja raha tha!
Bache bahut sor ker rahe the!
Etne me ek bujurg apni lathi
se thak thak kerte hue chadhe!

Bachoo ka bap bola:-Baba apni lathi 

ke age rabad chadha le!
to ye shor nahi karegi!

Bujurg:-Ager yahi kam tune kiya
hota to etna shor na hota!!

Arj Kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi gajab dhate hai..
wah wah..
LIC wale bhi gajab dhate hai..
Dusro ki bibio ke pas ghanto bathker,
Unhe unke pati ki maut ke fhayde
samshate hai!!

Pyar aur garmi me kya smanta hai!
pyar aur garmi jab had
se badh jate hai,
tab sabse pehle kapde'
hi utra kerte hai!!