Shadi ke bad pahle hi din train me safar kar rhe
Dulhan Dulhe se boli:- Aaj Hamari Suhagrat
Hai....Kuch.... Karo Na !
Dulha Bola:- Tumne Dekha Nhe Samne Kya lekha Hai?
Dulhan Boli:- Nhe! par kya lekha hai ji!
Dulhan:- yahe ke chalti train me 'chadhna' mna hai!
Ladhka :- Mai tumshe pyaar karta hu !
Ladhki :- Pahle, gireban me jhhak kar dekh!
Ladhka :- Aare Wah! Etne Badhe!
Ladhki :- Haramkhor! Apne Me jhhak!
Papu:- Chintu, btao woting karne ke liye
18 sal ka hona jaruri hai! To phir sadi karne
ki umer 21 kyu?
Chintu:-Dekh yar papu sarkar ko bhi pta hai
ki desh sambhalna aasan hai laken bibi
sambhalna nahi!
Jis ne jeld baji me sadi ki
Usne apna jivan bigad liya!
Wah!
Wah!
Aur jisne soch samsh ker ki
Usne kon sa tir mar liya!!