sad joke shayari in hindi

Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi 

Shadi ke bad pahle hi din train me safar kar rhe
Dulhan Dulhe se boli:- Aaj Hamari Suhagrat
Hai....Kuch.... Karo Na !
Dulha Bola:- Tumne Dekha Nhe Samne Kya lekha Hai?
Dulhan Boli:- Nhe! par kya lekha hai ji!
Dulhan:- yahe ke chalti train me 'chadhna' mna hai!

Ladhka :- Mai tumshe pyaar karta hu !

Ladhki :- Pahle, gireban me jhhak  kar dekh!

Ladhka :- Aare Wah! Etne Badhe!

Ladhki :-  Haramkhor! Apne Me jhhak!

Papu:- Chintu, btao woting karne ke liye 

18 sal ka hona jaruri hai! To phir sadi karne

ki umer 21 kyu?

Chintu:-Dekh yar  papu sarkar  ko bhi pta hai

 ki desh sambhalna aasan hai laken bibi

sambhalna  nahi!

Jis ne jeld baji me sadi ki

Usne apna  jivan bigad  liya!

Wah!

Wah!

Aur  jisne soch samsh ker  ki

Usne  kon sa  tir mar liya!!

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