Jis ne jeld baji me sadi ki
Usne apna jivan bigad liya!
Wah!
Wah!
Aur jisne soch samsh ker ki
Usne kon sa tir mar liya!!
Aerj kiya hai…
Baejati aur bibi ajib cheij hoti hai..
Gou fermaeyega..
Baejati aur bibi ajib cheij hoti hai..
Achhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki
Hoti hai!!
Do Bachpan ke dost bahut salo bad mile..
Pehla dost:-“Ketne bache hai..??”
Dusra dost:-“Mere char ladke hai..!!”
Pehla dost:- “Kya kerte hai..??”
Dusra dost:- “pehla MBA.. Dusra MCA..
Tisra M.TECH.. aur chutha chor hai..”
Pehla dost:- “to phir chor ko gher se
Nikalte kyu nahi?”
Dusra dost:-“wahi to kamata hai.. baki sab to berojgar hai..
Eak Aurat Mandir me bathi ro rahi thi,
Pujari:- Kya hua beti?
Aurat:-Kal rat mere pati gujer gaye,
Pujari:-Ohho bahut bura hua..unhone
merte wakt kuch kha kya beti?
Aurat:-Ha, keh rahe the, mera gla chod de dain.
Ladka ladki dono bat ker rahe the tabhi
Ladki ki mammi chilane ki awaj aai,
Ladki:- Chal bay mammi chilla rahi hai!
Ladka:- papa ko bol dhire dhire kare.