TV reporter ne ek jakhmi se pucha:-
Jab bom gira to kya wo joor se gira ?
jakhmi gusse me:-
nahi sale,Wo rengta hua mere pass aaya
aur serma ke bola..dhummmm ! very funny jokes in hindi
Ladka- ladki bus stop per khade the !
ladka bola:- Achhi Lipestik hai !
Ladki:- Thanks.
Ladka:- Baliya achhi hai !
ladki:- Thanks.
Ladka:- naekless bhi pyara hai
ladki:- Thanks bhai ji!
Ladka:- Kamal hai fhir bhi chudaal lag rahi ho !!
Aek class me Teacher ne student se
pucha bachoo btao ki “School kya hai” ??
Aek bachee ne jawab diya:-School wo jagah
hai..jaha per hamare papa ko luta jata hai
Aur hame kutta jata hai !!
Aek bar kejriwal ji pansari ki
Dukan per gaye..
kajriwal ji:- Biskut dena bhai sab
Dukandar:- Sahab Good Day de du kya ?
kajriwal:- Good day yani achhe din
Dukandar:- Sale sab ke sab modi ke ajent hai !!
AAj ki Sachhai
ladka bahut achha dress pehna hai..
Ladki:- Sach..
Ladka:- Lipestik bhi bahut achi hai..
Ladki:- Thanks you .
Ladka:-makup bhi kaffi achaa hai
Ladki:- Thanks you bhaiya..
Ladka:- kamal hai fhir bhi sunder
nahi lag rahi ho !! very funny jokes in hindi
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