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Funny chutkule In Hindi – Funny jokes

Tufani barish aadhi rat me
Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gya
Pizza wala:- Aap sadi sudha ho??
Aadmi:- Sale,Aese tufan me kon se maa
apne bate ko pizza lane bhejegi ! Funny chutkule In Hindi

very funny jokes in hindi

Funny chutkule In Hindi

Teacher:- Mushe bachho ki sakal se pta
lag jata hai ki unke dimag me
kya chal raha hai?
Papu:- Phir bhi apna dupata thik nahi
ker rahi ho !!

Ek Aadmi kumbh ke male me
prathna ker raha tha
Hee prabhu nyae karo..
Hee prabhu nyae karo..
Hamesh Bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha
hai kumbh me..
kabhi pati-patni per bhi tryi karo !!

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Wo mud mud ker dekh rahe the hame,
Hum mud mud ker dekh rahe the unhe,
wo hame,hum unhe,
hum unhe,wo hame,
kyuki Exam me..
na unhe kuch aata tha,na hame !

Patni:- Phone se itni dhimi aawaj me
Kisse bat ker rahe ho ?
Pati:- Sister hai…
Patni:- To phir Itni dhimi aawaj me
Kiss liye
Pati:- Tari hai ess liye !!

Ladki mandir me prasad leker pandit
ke paer chuu ker boli,
koi gyan ki bat btao pandit ji !
Pandit ji:-Bati bra pehna karo,
Jab shukti ho to dhyan aur gyan
Dono ki wat lag jati hai !!

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Bhikhari(Kar me bathi madam se):-
“Madam 10 rupya de do”
madam ne paese de diye…
Bhikhari jane laga tabhi…
Madam boli:-Baba dua to date jao..!
Bhikhari:- BMW me to bathi ho moti,
Ab kya rocket me bathogi.!!

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