Just For Laughs Gags Naughty Pranks in hindi

Just For Laughs Gags Naughty Pranks in hindi

Aek mol me selgirl ne kaha:- Maaf karna sir,
Aap yaha per dhumrpan nahi ker sakte!
Chintu:- Lakin maine to sigrate yahi se
kharidi hai?
Girl:- sir hum kandom bhi bechte hai,
lakin eska yah matlab nahi ki
aap mush per hi shuru ho jao!!

Pahla Dost:-Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu
padi??
Dusra dost:-Uski sheet ke nuche mari
pani ki botal padi thi
maine use shirf itna kaha
ki bhabhi tange uthao mushe
aapna pani nikalna hai!!

Aek ladke ki sadi gao ke perdhan
ki beti se tay ho gayi,ladka us
ladki se sadi kerne se mana karne
laga!
Ladka bola:- Pitaji sare gao ke log
us ladki ko taxi-taxi
kahte hai,
Pitaji ne kaha ker le
Beta chota sa gao hai…
Kitna chali hogi!!

ladki:- tu mushse bahut pyar kerta
hai na..!
Ladka:- Ha bilkul karta hu..!
Ladki:- To hath pe to koi bhi
blade mar sakta hai,
Tu ling pe mar ker dikha..
Ladka:- Bhag tari maa ka bhos…

Arj kiya hai:
Wo kahti hai aapne bhaio se,
Mare aashik ko u na pito..
Jera gor fermaiye:-
Wo kahti aapne bhaio se,
Mare aashik ko u na pito..
Bada jiddi hai ye kamina,
pahle kuttae ki tarah ghasito!!